#Source: freakazoid

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: *to the Audience* We interrupt our program to give you this important message.

Wally: I love you.

Wally: And now back to our show.

[jackie-gremlin-ghost]

Captain Blunderpants: I am now more powerful than you can possibly imagine!

Captain Underpants: Yes, but can you dance?

Captain Blunderpants: *does an impressively skilled flamenco dance* Yes.

Captain Underpants: *whispers* Wow...

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Shredder: I am more powerful than you can possibly imagine!

Raphael: But can you dance?

Shredder: *does an impressive Flamenco dance*

Shredder: Yes.

Raphael, impressed: Wow...

[sariahsue]

Cat Noir: You'll never get away with it, akuma!

Akuma: Get away with what? I haven't said anything yet.

Cat Noir: Yeah you're right. Sorry, I jumped the gun. My fault.

[correctmickeyquotes]

(On a sky bucket heading to the top of a mountain)

Oswald: these are like the ones at Disneyland!

Mickey: Afraid not

Oswald: What?

Mickey: Disneyland doesn't have the sky buckets anymore.

Oswald: oh.... well atleast they still have those motor boats!

Mickey: .......

(camera pans out)

Oswald, from a distance: NOOOOOO, NOT THE BOATS!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Soldier: YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT, MERASMUS!

Merasmus: Get away with what?! I haven't done anything yet!

Ms. Pauling: Yeah, he’s right.

Demo: Argh, sorry, we jumped the gun.

Soldier: Our fault.

[resident-wof-expert]

Darkstalker: I am more powerful than you can possibly imagine!

Turtle: But can you dance?

Darkstalker: *does an impressive Flamenco dance* Yes.

Turtle: *whispers* Wow...

[thisbelongsto-nohbodys]

Molly: Hey Scratch, how come you never got married?

Todd: Cause I like meat too much.

Molly: You can be married and still eat a lot of meat.

Todd:

Todd: I didn’t know that.

That would be the reason (meanwhile Adia gives a “this is what I’ve had to deal with” look to Molly)

[legitstudioghibliquotes]

Granmamare: You spend far too much time working on those elixirs. It's not healthy.

Fujimoto: It's my life.

Granmamare: That's so very, very sad.

[dogmanincorrectquotes]

Sarah: You'll never get away with this, Petey!

Petey: Get away with what? I literally just escaped from jail.

Sarah:

Sarah: Yeah, you're right. Sorry, I jumped the gun. My bad.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Villain: There will be time for questions later.

Wally: No, there won't. The episode is over in ten minutes.

[incorrectinvaderzim]

Professor Membrane: You spend far too much time obsessing over the paranormal. It's not healthy. Dib: It's my life. Professor Membrane: That's so very, very sad!

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Leonardo: You'll never get away with it, Shredder!

Shredder: Get away with what? I haven't done anything yet!

Michelangelo: Yeah, he’s right.

Donatello: Sorry, we jumped the gun.

Raphael: Our fault.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: I am more powerful than you can possibly imagine!

Geoffrey: But can you dance?

Jonathan: *does an impressive Flamenco dance* Yes.

Geoffrey, impressed: Wow…

[incorrect-tick-quotes]

Tick: “Kevin, how come you never got married?”

Tinfoil Kevin: “Because I like meat too much.”

Tick: “You can get married and still eat a lot of meat.”

Tinfoil Kevin: “…I didn’t know that.”

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Hunter: *to the Mann Brothers* Most people your age die. Why. Won't. You?